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    Default Man Arrested After Bringing Meth To Police Station To Have It Tested By Cops

    There sure are some dumb people in this world. What the hell was he thinking? Maybe have them come back and tell him it was shitty quality, and then he can go back to his dealer and get more but of the good stuff this time? And this isn't the first time I've seen this stupidity like this.

    But the best was the 2 guys transporting many pounds of marijuana, and were obviously sampling the goods. After awhile, they got paranoid and thought the police were following them. Apparently they got off a few exits and tried to "shake" them or whatever, but realized they were busted. The driver called the police to make them aware, that he was aware he was being followed and basically just wanted to get the whole nightmare over with. Well, they directed him alright, right into a lengthy prison sentence!! And there was never anyone even following the idiots!!

    But this one is pretty funny too. "Officer, this here is my meth, and it's not as good as usual, can you please test it for me". There isn't a scenario in the world where I can think of that it would end well, to explain this dipshit's actions.

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    Man Arrested After Bringing Meth To Police Station To Have It Tested By Cops

    A man concerned that he had been rooked by a methamphetamine dealer contacted Florida police and asked them to test his drugs and “press charges” against the dealer if he had “been given the wrong narcotics,” according to an arrest report.

    On Tuesday afternoon, Douglas Peter Kelly, 49, called the Putnam County Sheriff’s Office and told a deputy that he had a “violent reaction” after smoking what he thought was “speed.” Kelly told cops that he believed that the drug in question was actually Flakka, the notorious synthetic stimulant.

    After speaking with cops, Kelly drove to the sheriff’s office "because he wished to have the illegal narcotics tested." Kelly subsequently provided cops with a piece of aluminum foil that contained a “clear, crystal-like substance.”

    A field test of the substance provided by Kelly resulted in a “positive reaction for the presence of methamphetamine,” police reported. While perhaps relieved that his dealer was not cheating him, Kelly’s mood likely changed when police arrested him on a felony narcotics possession charge.

    http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/dumb...th-test-563914
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