I am NOT a nice guy!

[jimnyc]

A few people on here as well as a few people in "the real world" have told me I was a nice guy lately. It's just not true!

I drink whenever I can.
I smoke like a chimney.
I am a Catholic, but rarely read the bible and very rarely attend services.
I am lazy.
I am arrogant.
I have a bad attitude.
I dislike authority.
I have a nasty streak about me.
I am devious.
I am a pervert.
I am a slob.
I laugh when I see others pulled over by the cops.
I go to "fight sites" on the 'net so I can watch people get beat up.
I start fights at every opportunity.
I judge people I never even met.
I don't pay my bills on time.
I treat my dogs better than myself.
I'll gobble up or smoke any narcotics you may have.
I've stolen much from places I've been employed at.

I can think of some more if anyone needs additional convincing. I am a dirtbag, and please treat me as such.

I don't want people to speak nicely to me because I own this community. I only ask that you respect the rules. But I'm just another scumbag from the streets!

Thank you.

Carry on.

[nevadamedic]

Yea but if you convince the women your a nice guy you have a better chance of them sowing you their boobs.

[diuretic]

I treat my dogs better than myself.

You're okay - I forget the rest of the stuff

[nevadamedic]

You're okay - I forget the rest of the stuff

[Abbey Marie]

A few people on here as well as a few people in "the real world" have told me I was a nice guy lately. It's just not true!

I drink whenever I can.
I smoke like a chimney.
I am a Catholic, but rarely read the bible and very rarely attend services.
I am lazy.
I am arrogant.
I have a bad attitude.
I dislike authority.
I have a nasty streak about me.
I am devious.
I am a pervert.
I am a slob.
I laugh when I see others pulled over by the cops.
I go to "fight sites" on the 'net so I can watch people get beat up.
I start fights at every opportunity.
I judge people I never even met.
I don't pay my bills on time.
I treat my dogs better than myself.
I'll gobble up or smoke any narcotics you may have.
I've stolen much from places I've been employed at.

I can think of some more if anyone needs additional convincing. I am a dirtbag, and please treat me as such.

I don't want people to speak nicely to me because I own this community. I only ask that you respect the rules. But I'm just another scumbag from the streets!

Thank you.

Carry on.

Okay, you lazy devious perv. We'll carry on.

Better?

[82Marine89]

A few people on here as well as a few people in "the real world" have told me I was a nice guy lately. It's just not true!

I drink whenever I can.
I smoke like a chimney.
I am a Catholic, but rarely read the bible and very rarely attend services.
I am lazy.
I am arrogant.
I have a bad attitude.
I dislike authority.
I have a nasty streak about me.
I am devious.
I am a pervert.
I am a slob.
I laugh when I see others pulled over by the cops.
I go to "fight sites" on the 'net so I can watch people get beat up.
I start fights at every opportunity.
I judge people I never even met.
I don't pay my bills on time.
I treat my dogs better than myself.
I'll gobble up or smoke any narcotics you may have.
I've stolen much from places I've been employed at.

I can think of some more if anyone needs additional convincing. I am a dirtbag, and please treat me as such.

I don't want people to speak nicely to me because I own this community. I only ask that you respect the rules. But I'm just another scumbag from the streets!

Thank you.

Carry on.

You sound like you want someone to talk dirty while spanking you on the ass for being a bad boy.

[gabosaurus]

That is OK. A lot of women like bad boys. Just as long as you are cute and have nice abs.
I personally believe you are a pussycat.

[glockmail]

You're okay - I forget the rest of the stuff

No shit. He let the proverbial cat out of the bag with that little fact. There is now no possibility of recovery.

[Roomy]

I think you should be banned scumbag.

[JohnDoe]

REPENT, LEST YE BURN!



Actually, admitting to ones weaknesses is the beginning to the healing and a repentive way forward.....


Just kidding you jim.....carry on!!!

[nevadamedic]

No shit. He let the proverbial cat out of the bag with that little fact. There is now no possibility of recovery.

Sounds like Gabby want's Jimmy's meat................

[darin]

Sounds like Gabby want's Jimmy's meat................

Who doesnt????

[nevadamedic]

Who doesnt????

I sure as hell don't want anyones meat!

[jackass]

Yea but if you convince the women your a nice guy you have a better chance of them sowing you their boobs.

Sooo NOT true!

[Abbey Marie]

Sooo NOT true!

Lol. In fact, the oppposite is true.