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    Default Solved! Christine Ford's Real Identity

    There was something tickling the back of my mind, watching her in the Senate hearing...


    Behold!


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    She's aged remarkably well since '92. Long plane trips to Tahiti and other destinations in the South Pacific must be relaxing, as it turns out.

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    I dug a bit deeper, and determined that the location wasn't, in fact, Maryland... it was Aurora, Illinois. She got around in a Gremlin, I suspect this was taken by one of those red-light cameras :

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    She had a part time job in a brewery, as this security cam clearly shows :

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    Oh man, that's funny as hell! Dead ringer no less!
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock

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    The local cops knew there was something strange going on with her shenanigans, as this security footage from a local diner shows :

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    A groupie for Alice Cooper got this snapshot :

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    And here's where things get a bit sinister : Was it the hot blonde?

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    Or the dude cutting her hair with the Suck-Cut machine?

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    Or was it Rob Lowe?

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    I think the FBI has a LOT to follow up on, now that I've made a breakthrough.

    This cold case shit is pretty easy, really... not sure why the cops make such a big deal about it.
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    Anyone taken a look at this woman? I mean even in HS? She could probably get hit on by some Sailor or Marine after the ship had been at sea for a month ....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
    Anyone taken a look at this woman? I mean even in HS? She could probably get hit on by some Sailor or Marine after the ship had been at sea for a month ....
    Not by me.

    The mouth is an immediate turn-off.
    I have lost my mind. If found, please give it a snack and return it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elessar View Post
    Not by me.

    The mouth is an immediate turn-off.
    Yeah, but I always noticed the longer we were out, the longer the line of troopies following the nastiest of alleged women would get
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    That's not a Gremlin. It's an AMC Pacer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hjmick View Post
    That's not a Gremlin. It's an AMC Pacer.

    Crap! I knew that, too.

    Gremlins had the horrible sloped 45 degree back, and the Pacers were rounded. Whoever it was that designed them both should have been taken out back and horsewhipped.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NightTrain View Post
    Crap! I knew that, too.

    Gremlins had the horrible sloped 45 degree back, and the Pacers were rounded. Whoever it was that designed them both should have been taken out back and horsewhipped.
    I confess. When I was a E-3 and first moved off base I had a Gremlin. The tires cost more than the car. I replaced parts from the Pick-n-Pull until I had a solid, 5-tone car Had a straight 6 that would run all day. Just not real well up hill . Beggars in the middle of the SoCal desert cannot be choosers
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
    I confess. When I was a E-3 and first moved off base I had a Gremlin. The tires cost more than the car. I replaced parts from the Pick-n-Pull until I had a solid, 5-tone car Had a straight 6 that would run all day. Just not real well up hill . Beggars in the middle of the SoCal desert cannot be choosers

    Obviously not a Randall 401XR Gremlin...


    http://gremlinx.com/randall-401-xr/
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    George W. Bush and Bill Clnton both drove Gremlins...
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    Quote Originally Posted by hjmick View Post
    Obviously not a Randall 401XR Gremlin...


    http://gremlinx.com/randall-401-xr/
    The coolest thing about a 1970 AMC Gremlin was the gas cap
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