Solved! Christine Ford's Real Identity

[NightTrain]

There was something tickling the back of my mind, watching her in the Senate hearing...


Behold!


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She's aged remarkably well since '92. Long plane trips to Tahiti and other destinations in the South Pacific must be relaxing, as it turns out.

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I dug a bit deeper, and determined that the location wasn't, in fact, Maryland... it was Aurora, Illinois. She got around in a Gremlin, I suspect this was taken by one of those red-light cameras :

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She had a part time job in a brewery, as this security cam clearly shows :

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[jimnyc]

Oh man, that's funny as hell! Dead ringer no less!

[NightTrain]

The local cops knew there was something strange going on with her shenanigans, as this security footage from a local diner shows :

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A groupie for Alice Cooper got this snapshot :

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And here's where things get a bit sinister : Was it the hot blonde?

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Or the dude cutting her hair with the Suck-Cut machine?

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Or was it Rob Lowe?

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I think the FBI has a LOT to follow up on, now that I've made a breakthrough.

This cold case shit is pretty easy, really... not sure why the cops make such a big deal about it.

[High_Plains_Drifter]

[Gunny]

Anyone taken a look at this woman? I mean even in HS? She could probably get hit on by some Sailor or Marine after the ship had been at sea for a month ....

[Elessar]

Anyone taken a look at this woman? I mean even in HS? She could probably get hit on by some Sailor or Marine after the ship had been at sea for a month ....

Not by me.

The mouth is an immediate turn-off.

[Gunny]

Not by me.

The mouth is an immediate turn-off.

Yeah, but I always noticed the longer we were out, the longer the line of troopies following the nastiest of alleged women would get