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    Default Gunny Halloween Dummy Sh*t

    So I had to go to the bank today. Yes, I KNOW it's Halloween. There are 3 Trick-or-Treat monsters in the house. So what do I do?

    Head in the clouds, concentrating on what I have to do and not running the grandson into anything and the lady at the customer service desk is white-ass WHITE with long jet black hair, and black eye shadow and lipstick and I freak the fuck out. I blurt out " you CAN'T look like THAT every day?" THEN it clicked. Halloween

    I usually keep this one reserved for Jimbob, but:

    Every employee in the place was laughing at my ass. All I could do was laugh too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
    So I had to go to the bank today. Yes, I KNOW it's Halloween. There are 3 Trick-or-Treat monsters in the house. So what do I do?

    Head in the clouds, concentrating on what I have to do and not running the grandson into anything and the lady at the customer service desk is white-ass WHITE with long jet black hair, and black eye shadow and lipstick and I freak the fuck out. I blurt out " you CAN'T look like THAT every day?" THEN it clicked. Halloween

    I usually keep this one reserved for Jimbob, but:

    Every employee in the place was laughing at my ass. All I could do was laugh too.
    Woulda been funny as hell if she DID always dress and look like that! LOL
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    Yeah, I was going to take my grandsons out trick or treating and we were talking about costumes. The youngest one asks what I was going to wear and the oldest one says "he is going to be really scary... he is going as himself" ....
    Not sure what I thought of that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    Woulda been funny as hell if she DID always dress and look like that! LOL


    I thought of that after the fact. Navy Fed has a fairly conservative dress code. It was funny to me because I almost NEVER just ditz out like that
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