OK... so are you Irish, or just Irish for a day? From the DNA tests we've had done, I am a fair amount Irish, surely enough to celebrate St. Patty's Day.
So what are you doing?
I'm going to head over to a little town east of here that has a pretty raucous parade known to be pretty entertaining, then hit the little local tavern for a corned beef and cabbage meal and a few cold ones, if I can get in.