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    Default Geography of the Sexes

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    GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

    Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa ; half
    discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
    fertile soil.

    Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America ; well
    developed and open to trade, especially for someone
    with cash.

    Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India ; very hot,
    relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

    Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France ; gently
    aging but still warm, and a desirable place to
    visit.

    Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain ;
    with a glorious and all conquering past.

    Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia ; lost
    the war and haunted by past mistakes.

    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia ; very wide,
    and borders are now un-patrolled.

    After 70, she becomes Tibet . Wildly beautiful, with a
    mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... only
    those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for
    spiritual knowledge visit there.



    GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

    Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran - ruled by a
    dick
    “… the greatest detractor from high performance is fear: fear that you are not prepared, fear that you are in over your head, fear that you are not worthy, and ultimately, fear of failure. If you can eliminate that fear—not through arrogance or just wishing difficulties away, but through hard work and preparation—you will put yourself in an incredibly powerful position to take on the challenges you face" - Pete Carroll.

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    GEOGRAPHY OF DMP

    Between 18 and 100, Darin is like Saudi Arabia - homosexuality is said to be forbidden so gay urges are fulfilled in secret; once oil is found, deep drilling and pumping occurs.


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