Before surgery tucking hair into blue head thingy to look sexy!
30 mins later, now on nerve blocker and some fine fentanyl from my bartender
45 mins after surgery, all loopy, numb and high as mt. mckinley!
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock