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    Default I read the news today...OH BOY!

    A young, blonde girl was outside, using a weed whacker to cut down some tall weeds, when suddenly...her cat jumped out from the tall weeds, and the weedwhacker cut off the cat's tail.

    Of course. The blonde got all upset, grabbed the cat and ran into her house...with the tail in one hand, and the kitty in the other.

    Instantly...she put the cat in her car with the cat, and tail. Then drove as quickly as she could to the nearest WALMART.

    As she ran inside....she met the old doorman and screamed at him...."I cut off my cats tail, where do I go to get it replaced?"


    The old man asked..."Why did you bring your cat here?"

    And the blonde said "I KNEW WALMART WAS THE BIGGEST "RE-TAIL-ER in the country!"



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    Quote Originally Posted by icansayit View Post
    A young, blonde girl was outside, using a weed whacker to cut down some tall weeds, when suddenly...her cat jumped out from the tall weeds, and the weedwhacker cut off the cat's tail.

    Of course. The blonde got all upset, grabbed the cat and ran into her house...with the tail in one hand, and the kitty in the other.

    Instantly...she put the cat in her car with the cat, and tail. Then drove as quickly as she could to the nearest WALMART.

    As she ran inside....she met the old doorman and screamed at him...."I cut off my cats tail, where do I go to get it replaced?"


    The old man asked..."Why did you bring your cat here?"

    And the blonde said "I KNEW WALMART WAS THE BIGGEST "RE-TAIL-ER in the country!"


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    My quota of bullshit cop outs from closed minds is full today, Tomorrow's not looking good for you either.

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