Hi, my handle is Beefeater. No, I'm not one of the royal guards. In fact, as a Good American, I think all royalty should be hung by the highest yardarm. I took the handle because I love eating beef. I've had this site bookmarked a long time, I think it was mentioned at Mil.Com years ago. Anyway, when I registered the other day, I'd just returned from eating a prime rib buffet, and contemplating my full belly, Beefeater was born.I love a nice thick slab of prime rib smothered in au jus, the meat is so tender, the fat is so succulent and delicious. I believe prime rib of beef is the forbidden fruit not an apple. Fallen man's greatest achievement is the industrialization of the paleo diet. Our husbandry, slaughter, and culinary mastery over the hooved animals is truly Lucifer's blessing upon His demonic spawn.Anyway, I hope to have some conversation here that's just as juicy as prime rib.