Originally Posted by
jimnyc
Don't judge me, bald guy!!
If not for the wife I would be dead. She makes sure I eat good foods and veggies, while I try to counteract that poisonous stuff with pizza & junk food.
Pizza? Poisonous? When was the last time you heard of a piece of pizza killing fifteen people? You get one fleck of fecal matter on a head of lettuce and thirty people in seventeen states die...
Lettuce KILLS!
"I am allergic to piety, it makes me break out in rash judgements." - Penn Jillette
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a lot of pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"The man who invented the telescope found out more about heaven than the closed eyes of prayer ever discovered." - Robert G. Ingersoll