Looking for a hero
Great pick up line!
After getting my mani/pedi yesterday I was standing in parking lot talking to a friend when a guy walking by stopped and said what a beautiful vehicle I have. It's a 2017 Yukon Denali.
After thanking him he said "and the NRA sticker makes it even more beautiful".
Maybe I need an NRA tattoo!
If the freedom of speech is taken away
then dumb and silent we may be led,
like sheep to the slaughter.
George Washington (1732-1799) First President of the USA.
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I always preferred, "Excuse me... does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?"
"I am allergic to piety, it makes me break out in rash judgements." - Penn Jillette
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a lot of pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"The man who invented the telescope found out more about heaven than the closed eyes of prayer ever discovered." - Robert G. Ingersoll
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Originally Posted by hjmick
“When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke
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Looking for a hero
Eeewwww......
If the freedom of speech is taken away
then dumb and silent we may be led,
like sheep to the slaughter.
George Washington (1732-1799) First President of the USA.
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That is pretty wicked!
I have lost my mind. If found, please give it a snack and return it?
"I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same of others"...John Wayne in "The Shootist"
A Deplorable!
GOD Bless America...
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A Long, long time ago...before I met my wife...
I learned a line, accidentally, but it worked for a smile, and a date.
I was sitting with a friend, in front of a firehouse in my hometown. I was 17 and getting ready to join the Navy.
Anyway....a pretty young lady came out of the Lawyers office next to the firehouse. So I smiled, and just said
"Hi! How are you?"
She smiled back, and said: "FINE".
And without thinking about it. I said: "You Certainly Are!"
She laughed, and said "Thank You!"
A few weeks later. In front of the firehouse again. I said Hi again. We ended up on a date. Never saw her after that. Can't explain it since I left for Boot Camp a week later. May 15, 1964.
I may be older than most. I may say things not everybody will like.
But despite all of that. I will never lower myself to the level of Liars, Haters, Cheats, and Hypocrites.
Philippians 4:13 I Can Do All Things Through Christ Who Strengthens Me:
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I was never much of a ladies man. Never had much in the inventory as far as pick up lines go.
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
Thomas Jefferson
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I've always been a sucker for the shy guys.
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown
“Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
-Abbey
Looking for a hero
I always had great legs and big boobs ... so when a man managed to actually look me in the eye and tell me how pretty my blue eyes were I paid attention.
If the freedom of speech is taken away
then dumb and silent we may be led,
like sheep to the slaughter.
George Washington (1732-1799) First President of the USA.
GOD Bless America...
That is so sweet and honestly put Sassy! Made me smile ..Thank you.
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Pick up lines are for ugly guys.
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GOD Bless America...
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Great pick up line!
"Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants?"
Telling someone they have to be “politically correct” is a violation of their 1st Amendment right.
People’s feelings are NOT protected, under the US Constitution.
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I preferred "good job, God!"......
...full immersion.....
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