The best opening joke of all time...
That was the title for this video clip I came across while browsing YouTube.
My first thought was: Who the Hell is Anthony Jeselnik? Never heard of the guy...
My second thought was: There are a lot of really good standups out there... Dave Chappelle... that's a pretty bold claim.
After watching it... Yeah, it's damn good...
Warning: He uses one word some may find offensive, but in the context of the joke... hilarious.
"I am allergic to piety, it makes me break out in rash judgements." - Penn Jillette
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a lot of pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"The man who invented the telescope found out more about heaven than the closed eyes of prayer ever discovered." - Robert G. Ingersoll