My cat would be a good DP staff member

[gabosaurus]

He has kicked me off the internet the last two nights running. Comes up and sits on my keyboard. He is a large cat, by the way.
My husband refuses to allow me to neg rep the cat. Damned spoiled feline!

[Abbey Marie]

As one of the "staff members", I supposed I should be offended, but honestly, all I could think is that your cat could very possibly do a better job posting here than some members we've had. :>)

[Gunny]

As one of the "staff members", I supposed I should be offended, but honestly, all I could think is that your cat could very possibly do a better job posting here than some members we've had. :>)

Ssshhh.... don't spoil it, Abbey .... I've been secretly paying off the cat.

[Hagbard Celine]

Guess what! Cat butt.