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    After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown

    “Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
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    While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"

    As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for... "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

    She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”

    "That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"

    "Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

    Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

    We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

    "Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

    "Still in the ditch with my Harley, I guess."
    Last edited by High_Plains_Drifter; 03-01-2020 at 09:40 PM.

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    After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown

    “Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abbey View Post
    I saw that on FB, too funny!


    "The government is a child that has found their parents credit card, and spends knowing that they never have to reconcile the bill with their own money"-Shannon Churchill


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    Quote Originally Posted by Abbey View Post
    If the freedom of speech is taken away
    then dumb and silent we may be led,
    like sheep to the slaughter.


    George Washington (1732-1799) First President of the USA.

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    Gawd I feel pathetic, but I don't get it. My analytical brain is trying to figure out what the joke is.

    I see a little girl face meme wearing a pink hat, and her meme hair is the same color as the background color.

    What am I missing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by High_Plains_Drifter View Post
    Gawd I feel pathetic, but I don't get it. My analytical brain is trying to figure out what the joke is.

    I see a little girl face meme wearing a pink hat, and her meme hair is the same color as the background color.

    What am I missing...
    Because of the virus, people aren’t going to their hairdresser to get their hair dyed when their “roots” start to grow in. Thus their real hair is growing in very visibly.
    We’re about to see that only a tiny percentage of America can women are actually blonde, and the amount of gray hair will be pretty huge, lol.
    After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown

    “Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abbey View Post
    Because of the virus, people aren’t going to their hairdresser to get their hair dyed when their “roots” start to grow in. Thus their real hair is growing in very visibly.
    We’re about to see that only a tiny percentage of America can women are actually blonde, and the amount of gray hair will be pretty huge, lol.

    My wife told me...."It's a girl thing!" Us guys are the dumb ones, so we don't need to worry..with all of the Bald spots I call (Hey Gunny) "My walking LZ!" If I could tattoo a big H on my head...get the picture?"
    I may be older than most. I may say things not everybody will like.
    But despite all of that. I will never lower myself to the level of Liars, Haters, Cheats, and Hypocrites.
    Philippians 4:13 I Can Do All Things Through Christ Who Strengthens Me:

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    Quote Originally Posted by icansayit View Post
    My wife told me...."It's a girl thing!" Us guys are the dumb ones, so we don't need to worry..with all of the Bald spots I call (Hey Gunny) "My walking LZ!" If I could tattoo a big H on my head...get the picture?"
    My wifey goes and gets her her dyed red on a monthly basis. And not because of the virus, but coincidentally she stopped doing so about 3 months ago. She just grew tired of it all after 53 years. So she aged quite a bit this year!

    I think it is a girl thing! Most of us guys couldn't give a flip and let our hair do what it does. Or like myself, fix all hair problems with a baseball hat!

    Some will attack their bald head like it's the end of the world if they don't find some magical cure to keep a full head of hair. And others, they proudly show off their walking landing zone!!
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock

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    Growing up the barbers all told me, i will never have to worried about going bald , they just didn't tell me my forehead would grow

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    i really want to cancel this year and just move onto 2021!


    "The government is a child that has found their parents credit card, and spends knowing that they never have to reconcile the bill with their own money"-Shannon Churchill


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    Quote Originally Posted by Abbey View Post
    Slightly naff British interpretation:

    The girl is a Labour Party activist, part of a small army of them (all too young to know any better). Labour's trying to press for a 'unity' Government, to share power (.. any excuse to grab some !!) during the Covid-19 emergency. The girl worries about how white her hair will get, if Labour get their wish, because then, Labour will be expected to behave COMPETENTLY and RESPONSIBLY .....

    Last edited by Drummond; 03-24-2020 at 10:22 AM.
    It's That Bloody Foreigner Again !!!

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    Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum

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