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    That comes out to about 560lbs!

    "good luck hanging him in Iraq" - Gonna need some seriously thick and strong rope! Either that, or just shoot him in his fat terrorist face a few dozen times.

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    PUTTING THE FAT IN FATWA Monstrous 40-STONE ISIS fanatic dubbed ‘Jabba the Jihadi’ is arrested sparking stream of internet memes

    A MASSIVE 40-stone jihadi dubbed “Jabba the Jihadi” has been nicked by Iraqi forces— sparking a stream of hilarious internet memes.

    Hate preacher Abu Abdul Bari had to be loaded onto a flatbed truck after he was nabbed in his Mosul bolthole by Iraqi security forces.



    Cops said he was an ISIS member who issued fatwas leading to the execution of a number of scholars and clerics, as well as the bombing of a mosque.

    Macer Gifford, a Brit who fought against the death cult in Syria, tweeted: “I’m delighted to say that the Islamic State’s very own Jabba the Hutt has been captured in Mosul.

    “Responsible for the execution of men, women and children. This animal raped and murdered.”


    Referring to the obvious problems the authorities might face carrying out the country’s death penalty, he added: “Good luck hanging him Iraq.”

    Brit activist Maajid Nawaz, chairman of the anti-extremism think tank Quilliam, also shared images of Bari’s arrest.

    He wrote: “He was so overweight, maybe from remaining sedentary in his hiding place, that he had to be taken by police in the back of a pick-up truck.”

    Rest - https://www.the-sun.com/news/268806/...nternet-memes/


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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    That comes out to about 560lbs!

    "good luck hanging him in Iraq" - Gonna need some seriously thick and strong rope! Either that, or just shoot him in his fat terrorist face a few dozen times.

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    PUTTING THE FAT IN FATWA Monstrous 40-STONE ISIS fanatic dubbed ‘Jabba the Jihadi’ is arrested sparking stream of internet memes

    A MASSIVE 40-stone jihadi dubbed “Jabba the Jihadi” has been nicked by Iraqi forces— sparking a stream of hilarious internet memes.

    Hate preacher Abu Abdul Bari had to be loaded onto a flatbed truck after he was nabbed in his Mosul bolthole by Iraqi security forces.



    Cops said he was an ISIS member who issued fatwas leading to the execution of a number of scholars and clerics, as well as the bombing of a mosque.

    Macer Gifford, a Brit who fought against the death cult in Syria, tweeted: “I’m delighted to say that the Islamic State’s very own Jabba the Hutt has been captured in Mosul.

    “Responsible for the execution of men, women and children. This animal raped and murdered.”


    Referring to the obvious problems the authorities might face carrying out the country’s death penalty, he added: “Good luck hanging him Iraq.”

    Brit activist Maajid Nawaz, chairman of the anti-extremism think tank Quilliam, also shared images of Bari’s arrest.

    He wrote: “He was so overweight, maybe from remaining sedentary in his hiding place, that he had to be taken by police in the back of a pick-up truck.”

    Rest - https://www.the-sun.com/news/268806/...nternet-memes/



    Wait, was he a member of ISIS, or did he EAT a member of ISIS?

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    Quote Originally Posted by STTAB View Post
    Wait, was he a member of ISIS, or did he EAT a member of ISIS?
    He does look like he ate at least 4 Isis members.

    More like an obese disgusting slob who had no life and no aspirations, and found his calling in his fat life.
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    That is absurd. And obscene
    “When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke

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    Too fat to walk.

    And he is a "top religious leader" - who executed men, women & children. And also raped whoever, probably guys and the ladies & the goats out back, and then ate them.

    Sickening that people like this are considered leaders in Islam. Martyrs and the like are revered. Kills and teaches others how to do so, all following the quran.

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    ISIS Leader ‘Jabba the Hutt” Captured and Crammed into Bed of Truck — This Walrus Was Their Top Religious Leader

    An Iraqi swat team arrested top ISIS official this week mufti Abu Abdul Bari in Mosul.

    Abu Abdul Bari was moved from his location in the bed of a truck after he was found to be too fat to walk.



    The ISIS mufti was behind the destruction of Jonah’s burial place back in 2014.

    Stars and Stripes reported:

    An Iraqi SWAT team this week captured a hefty high-ranking Islamic State official who was pictured crammed into the bed of a police pickup truck after his arrest in Mosul.

    The arrest of ISIS mufti Abu Abdul Bari, also known as Shifa al-Nima, was announced by the Iraqi government’s security media cell in a statement Thursday.

    Bari, a preacher known for “provocative speeches against the security forces” is considered one of the top leaders of “ISIS gangs,” the statement said.

    Considered by ISIS to be an authority in Quranic law, Bari issued religious rulings, or fatwas, ordering the execution of scholars and clerics who refused to pledge allegiance to the terrorist group when it occupied Mosul, the statement said. He also ordered the July 2014 destruction of a mosque built at the site believed to be the burial place of the biblical prophet Jonah, who once had a notable encounter with a whale.
    Rest - https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/202...igious-leader/
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    Too fat to walk.

    And he is a "top religious leader" - who executed men, women & children. And also raped whoever, probably guys and the ladies & the goats out back, and then ate them.

    Sickening that people like this are considered leaders in Islam. Martyrs and the like are revered. Kills and teaches others how to do so, all following the quran.

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    ISIS Leader ‘Jabba the Hutt” Captured and Crammed into Bed of Truck — This Walrus Was Their Top Religious Leader

    An Iraqi swat team arrested top ISIS official this week mufti Abu Abdul Bari in Mosul.

    Abu Abdul Bari was moved from his location in the bed of a truck after he was found to be too fat to walk.



    The ISIS mufti was behind the destruction of Jonah’s burial place back in 2014.

    Stars and Stripes reported:



    Rest - https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/202...igious-leader/
    You know he wouldn't even splatter if he was hit with a .308.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
    You know he wouldn't even splatter if he was hit with a .308.


    Anything short of a head shot is just gonna ricochet , dude has built in bullet proof protection.

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    Quote Originally Posted by STTAB View Post
    Anything short of a head shot is just gonna ricochet , dude has built in bullet proof protection.
    I bet a 105mm would put a dent in that cranium.
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    Pretty sure the root “bari” means “ fat”. His size was his destiny, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CSM View Post
    I bet a 105mm would put a dent in that cranium.


    No doubt, but would a .308 round even penetrate his belly? I don't think it would . Not far enough to hit vital organs anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by STTAB View Post
    No doubt, but would a .308 round even penetrate his belly? I don't think it would . Not far enough to hit vital organs anyway.
    Tough call on .308... better go with the .50 cal Barrett....
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    Quote Originally Posted by CSM View Post
    Tough call on .308... better go with the .50 cal Barrett....

    Yeah .50 , he's done. Hell an extremity hit with a .50 is a likely kill shot for anyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by STTAB View Post
    No doubt, but would a .308 round even penetrate his belly? I don't think it would . Not far enough to hit vital organs anyway.
    ... h'm. A cunning strategy, methinks ...
    It's That Bloody Foreigner Again !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    That comes out to about 560lbs!

    "good luck hanging him in Iraq" - Gonna need some seriously thick and strong rope! Either that, or just shoot him in his fat terrorist face a few dozen times.

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    PUTTING THE FAT IN FATWA Monstrous 40-STONE ISIS fanatic dubbed ‘Jabba the Jihadi’ is arrested sparking stream of internet memes

    A MASSIVE 40-stone jihadi dubbed “Jabba the Jihadi” has been nicked by Iraqi forces— sparking a stream of hilarious internet memes.

    Hate preacher Abu Abdul Bari had to be loaded onto a flatbed truck after he was nabbed in his Mosul bolthole by Iraqi security forces.



    Cops said he was an ISIS member who issued fatwas leading to the execution of a number of scholars and clerics, as well as the bombing of a mosque.

    Macer Gifford, a Brit who fought against the death cult in Syria, tweeted: “I’m delighted to say that the Islamic State’s very own Jabba the Hutt has been captured in Mosul.

    “Responsible for the execution of men, women and children. This animal raped and murdered.”


    Referring to the obvious problems the authorities might face carrying out the country’s death penalty, he added: “Good luck hanging him Iraq.”

    Brit activist Maajid Nawaz, chairman of the anti-extremism think tank Quilliam, also shared images of Bari’s arrest.

    He wrote: “He was so overweight, maybe from remaining sedentary in his hiding place, that he had to be taken by police in the back of a pick-up truck.”

    Rest - https://www.the-sun.com/news/268806/...nternet-memes/


    A good and even hilarious post .. thanks, Jim.

    You mention Maajid Nawaz. I'm very familiar with that individual ... & I think he deserves a more detailed study.

    Mr Nawaz is a Muslim, who is - today - as anti-terrorist and anti-'extremist' as you could ever wish to come across from any Muslim.

    Here's his Wikipedia entry ....

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maajid_Nawaz

    Maajid was, once, a member of Hizb ut-Tahrir. It's an organisation banned in many countries because of its extremism, but they've been very active in the UK. Immediately following the English riots of 2011, they tried hard to capitalise on it, trying a recruitment drive in the wake of it (no doubt thinking that rioters could be redirected to violent actions in the 'service' of Islam).

    But Maajid Nawaz turned against them, and in a big way. He became, I understand, one of the founders of 'Quilliam', an organisation existing to fight Islamic extremism wherever and whenever it can. He speaks proudly of its activities to this day.

    He's a broadcaster. He appears on British TV, and can be heard on the internet feed of LBC radio, hosting a talk-in show, during weekends (noon-3pm, GMT, in case anyone's interested ... sometimes he talks on purely domestic matters, sometimes about Islamist ones ..).
    It's That Bloody Foreigner Again !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by STTAB View Post
    No doubt, but would a .308 round even penetrate his belly? I don't think it would . Not far enough to hit vital organs anyway.
    I bet it'll take that fat head off
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