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    Default More humor for the virus

    Or about the virus, or being stuck at home, disasters & even positive stuff. I'll start with the few positives, we can use more and more of it!











    Think your stay at home sucks??















    And some we have to take their word for it...











    And the BEST news of all????????

    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock

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    I like the 14th birthday one
    “When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke

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    "The government is a child that has found their parents credit card, and spends knowing that they never have to reconcile the bill with their own money"-Shannon Churchill


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    That first one of Jim's was all too obvious & inevitable.

    Pandas hate nosey parkers. Everybody knows that.

    It's A Panda Thing.

    Why do you think pandas like bamboo ? It's so that they're fully prepared in case any nosey gits start disturbing them. Try being at the business-end of a panda getting handy with his stick of bamboo ....
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    It's That Bloody Foreigner Again !!!

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    Newly Mustachioed Bill De Blasio Unveils Special Red Armbands For Police Enforcing Lockdown
    May 1st, 2020


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    NEW YORK, NY—Having let his facial hair grow freely for several weeks, New York Mayor Bill De Blasio held a press conference this morning where he unveiled special red armbands for police enforcing the city's quarantine on the Jewish community.
    "The red armband represents our commitment to public health," he said. "City workers and police who want to show their loyalty to making sure undesirable groups are not breaking quarantine will be asked to wear the bands for easy identification."
    "The third glorious era of New York will reign triumphant!" he cried, banging on his lectern. "Together we can reclaim the glories of our once-great kingdom!"
    The mayor also suggesting some kind of camp that could concentrate on the Jews, as well as maybe some way to identify them in public so people could keep away from "undesirable" contact with them. "We could take them to the camp on the subway trains."
    Some are saying the move represents bad optics for the city's mayor. But he didn't seem to see any issue with the bands, saying they simply helped identify the special squadrons of police that would focus on the Jewish community. "We'll call them the S.S. for short," he said.
    He also announced his plans to invade Poland.

    https://babylonbee.com/news/newly-mu...rce=whatfinger

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    Default LOOKS ALL TOO FAMILIAR in a place that is headed for Socialism/Marxism




    ARMBANDS????? Is this how De Idiot wants his cops to salute him too????

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    But despite all of that. I will never lower myself to the level of Liars, Haters, Cheats, and Hypocrites.
    Philippians 4:13 I Can Do All Things Through Christ Who Strengthens Me:

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    AND NOW A JOKE FOR VIROLOGISTS

    What happened when Andromeda got constipated?

    Andromeda strain.

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