Who's the clown blocking me from replying in some threads? Kathianne?

[NightTrain]

I really appreciate the kindness and explanation but I am still going with Bill Gates using you as an agent to censor hot Dogger.

I never really thought about it, but when I picked up Jim last year at Anchorage International, he was outfitted with a Microsoft cap, Microsoft shoes, Microsoft t-shirt and Microsoft luggage.

If I'd known then that Bill Gates was trying to murder me, I'd have left him there.

Now Bill Gates knows where I live, where my cabin is and what kind of weapons I have. I'm doomed!

Time to move and build another cabin somewhere else.

[Black Diamond]

I never really thought about it, but when I picked up Jim last year at Anchorage International, he was outfitted with a Microsoft cap, Microsoft shoes, Microsoft t-shirt and Microsoft luggage.

If I'd known then that Bill Gates was trying to murder me, I'd have left him there.

Now Bill Gates knows where I live, where my cabin is and what kind of weapons I have. I'm doomed!

Time to move and build another cabin somewhere else.

Did Jim give you anything? There may be a tracking device in it.

[NightTrain]

Did Jim give you anything? There may be a tracking device in it.

I'm probably safe... he fell off the back of a 4-wheeler into the river and got soaking wet. Probably destroyed all those tracking devices Bill Gates had dispatched him with.

Who knew that Bill Gates was so serious about software piracy? Was it in the fine print? The ULA?

[jimnyc]

I'm probably safe... he fell off the back of a 4-wheeler into the river and got soaking wet. Probably destroyed all those tracking devices Bill Gates had dispatched him with.

Who knew that Bill Gates was so serious about software piracy? Was it in the fine print? The ULA?

And had a 6,000lb jug of gasoline fell on top of Jim! And Jim didn't just fall, Rick gunned it and did a damn wheelie!

[NightTrain]

And had a 6,000lb jug of gasoline fell on top of Jim! And Jim didn't just fall, Rick gunned it and did a damn wheelie!

I don't feel sorry for you, Microsoft Murder Bot!

[Tyr-Ziu Saxnot]

Jim sent me a present a few Christmas back. I opened it and then found a bug in it.
A huge bug 7 inches long -- I shot it with a 12 ga and it spit some kind of powerful acid at me
but luckily the acid missed and only took out a 2 foot section of wall.
Since then I instantly burn in a barrel outside every Christmas present Jim sends me.
At 6 out of the last 7 presents have exploded destroying the barrels that I have to keep buying to burn them in..
I am now at the end of my rope in finding a way to stop Jim and Bill Gates attacks upon me.
A little help would be greatly appreciated..--Tyr

[Kathianne]

I got a fish. I ate it!

[jimnyc]

I don't feel sorry for you, Microsoft Murder Bot!

And if you ever catch me wearing a microsoft or windows shirt, please shoot me. I'm a dirtbag thank you! Us proud dirtbags don't wear that crap. One point I had a closet full of t-shirts and collared shirts from them, Cisco, Compaq, HP and all the other knuckleheads giving free crap out. Only stuff I kept was the stuff from Snapple, they had some sweet freebies!

[jimnyc]

All you dirty bastards!

[Abbey Marie]

I got a fish. I ate it!

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[Abbey Marie]

And if you ever catch me wearing a microsoft or windows shirt, please shoot me. I'm a dirtbag thank you! Us proud dirtbags don't wear that crap. One point I had a closet full of t-shirts and collared shirts from them, Cisco, Compaq, HP and all the other knuckleheads giving free crap out. Only stuff I kept was the stuff from Snapple, they had some sweet freebies!

Rut roh, Russ lives in free IT vendor tees.

My favorite is from Arista, “I got 99 problems, but a Switch ain’t one”.

[jimnyc]

Rut roh, Russ lives in free IT vendor tees.

My favorite is from Arista, “I got 99 problems, but a Switch ain’t one”.

I have TONS and he knows what I speak of as far as working with vendors and their little freebies thinking you'll spend hundreds of thousands more - when I had no say in the decisions. But I had a few connections that got 'pushed' in front of others, because they didn't give me t-shirts, but palm pilots back then and then a laptop! Ok, we should buy those 10 servers from them

But the geekier ones, and advertising for microsoft or any of the bigger companies felt weird, I guess as a dirtbag. After the dress shirt came off after work, on goes a shitty plan white t-shirt or a cool 'ol rock shirt! Or maybe a Steelers one of course. but then I worked at Snapple for a few years, become friends with this one and that one, and one is in charge of the room with EVERYTHING in it they ever give away. Got me a sweet Snapple real hockey jersey, A cool purple windbreaker from I think it's Nantucket Nectars or something like that. Some cool Snapple shirts and a nice jacket. And yeah, some plain Cadbury Scwheppes crap. And since that who came in and bought Snapple and made it more corporate, I didn't wear that crap. Nor the freebies from all the printer demos, Nikon, Epson... and don't remember the others, been too long for my brain now.

[jimnyc]

Too funny, just looked in my closet for the purple jacket and then I saw at the very bottom of a pile on a shelf a shirt still in it's original packing - I knew it before pulling it out. It's a vendor shirt given to me from Compaq back in like 1998 or 99. Went on the shelf never to be saw again till it came up in there years later. Why it's still there since then is beyond me. I hate tossing things still "new" in their wrapping. But I got a sneaky suspicion that if I haven't worn it in 22 years, not likely to happen now! It's your typical short sleeve collared shirt with the red compaq logo where there would be a name or pocket. May use it as TP if things get real bad down the road!

[Kathianne]

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Send a dead whole salmon would be good, on ice of course!

[Abbey Marie]

Send a dead whole salmon would be good, on ice of course!

But- the eyes!