Originally Posted by
Gunny
I won't be competing for the job, thanks
On a more serious note, "reading" feces isn't new. Native Americans used it to track, identify and count whatever it was they were tracking. They could get a general read on the health and strength of an enemy, how many animals, people, etc.
See what reading books will learn ya
I nominate Adam Schiff for the job. His experience delving into pure ‘fecal matter’ instead of doing his actual job is a thing of legend. He even seems to like it.
Ecclesiastes 10:2 - A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but a foolish man's heart directs him to the left.
Wise men don't need advice, and fools won't take it - Ben Franklin
"It's not how you start, it's how you finish."