A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom", he asked, "Are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied.
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Nominated as the world's best short joke of the year. . . . .
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom", he asked, "Are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied.
Salvation is what we receive; not achieve.
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Nominated by whom, "The institute for Nominating Non-funny Jokes"?
“… the greatest detractor from high performance is fear: fear that you are not prepared, fear that you are in over your head, fear that you are not worthy, and ultimately, fear of failure. If you can eliminate that fear—not through arrogance or just wishing difficulties away, but through hard work and preparation—you will put yourself in an incredibly powerful position to take on the challenges you face" - Pete Carroll.
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National Association of Male HatersOriginally Posted by dmp
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
- nothing...she's already been told twice.
“… the greatest detractor from high performance is fear: fear that you are not prepared, fear that you are in over your head, fear that you are not worthy, and ultimately, fear of failure. If you can eliminate that fear—not through arrogance or just wishing difficulties away, but through hard work and preparation—you will put yourself in an incredibly powerful position to take on the challenges you face" - Pete Carroll.
Hahaha! LULzzzzz
Is there such a thing as a "negative laugh?" Because I think I had one just now. The antithesis of laughter.
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Last edited by truthmatters; 09-17-2007 at 10:18 PM.
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You REALLY think that "Joke" Is funny? I mean seriously - take off your bizarro-world hat where you simply take the position which is 180 degrees from 'reality' - and answer. You REALLY laughed?
What's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman? The back of my hand.
Why don't women need a watch? There's a clock on the stove.
“… the greatest detractor from high performance is fear: fear that you are not prepared, fear that you are in over your head, fear that you are not worthy, and ultimately, fear of failure. If you can eliminate that fear—not through arrogance or just wishing difficulties away, but through hard work and preparation—you will put yourself in an incredibly powerful position to take on the challenges you face" - Pete Carroll.
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now that is not funny
"I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is."
~Albert Camus
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Geez, so much for a sense of humor.
Salvation is what we receive; not achieve.
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We have a GOOD sense of humor - as a collective.That just simply wasn't very funny.
Don't take it personal - just tell a BETTER joke
“… the greatest detractor from high performance is fear: fear that you are not prepared, fear that you are in over your head, fear that you are not worthy, and ultimately, fear of failure. If you can eliminate that fear—not through arrogance or just wishing difficulties away, but through hard work and preparation—you will put yourself in an incredibly powerful position to take on the challenges you face" - Pete Carroll.
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Last edited by truthmatters; 09-17-2007 at 10:18 PM.
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My wife chuckled at this joke...
I think it's more funny for women than men...
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They like to laugh at the power of a men's sexual drive.My wife chuckled at this joke...
I think it's more funny for women than men...
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Eyes...not eye.
Sometimes women nag...(shrug)
“… the greatest detractor from high performance is fear: fear that you are not prepared, fear that you are in over your head, fear that you are not worthy, and ultimately, fear of failure. If you can eliminate that fear—not through arrogance or just wishing difficulties away, but through hard work and preparation—you will put yourself in an incredibly powerful position to take on the challenges you face" - Pete Carroll.
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