Nominated as the world's best short joke of the year. . . . .

[truthmatters]

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[JohnDoe]

If you can laugh equally at all hormonal behavior I think it would be "intersting" to say the least.

You mean like laughing at PMS jokes or jokes about women that are on the rag? Sure, I do it all the time.... even make some up, about myself, with my hubby....

And as a blonde, believe it or not, for 3 years of my life, I took and laughed at the blonde jokes thrown out at me too!

[Cheyenne]

The joke in question was cute, not rib-splitting, nor was it derogatory.

It either hit too close to home or anything a woman says about a man, either good or bad, will be classified as man-hating/man-hater.

[JohnDoe]

How do you know when a woman is about to say something intelligent?

She starts by saying, "A man once told me........".

see, i thought that was funny too... even though i disagree, i saw the humor in it!

[Said1]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

- nothing...she's already been told twice.

Why are their homes for battered women?

Because they won't f*cken listen.

[Said1]

Remember all those "funny" times in High School when a guy would walk over to a woman, asked her to dance and get rejected. That was sooooooooo funny.

[Said1]

You mean like laughing at PMS jokes or jokes about women that are on the rag? Sure, I do it all the time.... even make some up, about myself, with my hubby....

And as a blonde, believe it or not, for 3 years of my life, I took and laughed at the blonde jokes thrown out at me too!

My favorite blond jokes: How can you tell a blond has been using a (your) computer? There's liquid paper on the monitor.


Two blond girls were working for the city public works
department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow
behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of
the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next
street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl
digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again .

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't
understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger,
"I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your
work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to
have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?" The
hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it
probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person
team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick."

[Nukeman]

A pirate walks into a bar,
He has a steering wheel sticking out of his fly,

Bartender says,
Hey buddy, did you know you have a steering wheel sticking out your fly?

The pirate says,

Arrrrr it's driving me nuts!!


Have to say it with a pirate accent,

remember international talk like a pirate day is Sept 19th....

[diuretic]

Good one!

And the original one was funny too, I could just see the look on the woman's face as she said it

Jeez if you can't laugh at the vagaries of both sexes then life must have really crapped on you.

[Dilloduck]

Good one!

And the original one was funny too, I could just see the look on the woman's face as she said it

Jeez if you can't laugh at the vagaries of both sexes then life must have really crapped on you.

Great point--let's film you getting kicked in the nuts and win a prize from Americas' Funniest Videos !!! We can laugh our asses off !!!!

[manu1959]

If you can laugh equally at all hormonal behavior I think it would be "intersting" to say the least.

like ..... you can't trust women....i mean how can you trust something that bleeds a week every 28 days and doesn't die.....

[Cheyenne]

Great point--let's film you getting kicked in the nuts and win a prize from Americas' Funniest Videos !!! We can laugh our asses off !!!!

I don't see how diuretic laughing at a harmless joke warrants him being kicked in the testes. But I would advise you Dilloduck to walk away from this one. You are revealing much more of yourself than I think you may have wanted.

[manu1959]

I don't see how diuretic laughing at a harmless joke warrants him being kicked in the testes. But I would advise you Dilloduck to walk away from this one. You are revealing much more of yourself than I think you may have wanted.

i think it would be a good video......watching guys get hit in the nuts is funny.....

[Dilloduck]

i think it would be a good video......watching guys get hit in the nuts is funny.....

I don't--never did see why people think seeing a guy getting kicked in the nuts and rolling in pain was funny.

[diuretic]

Great point--let's film you getting kicked in the nuts and win a prize from Americas' Funniest Videos !!! We can laugh our asses off !!!!

I don't get it - I get kicked in the nuts and it's videoed? I've been kicked in the nuts - once during a football game and a couple of times on the job and it bloody well hurts. I didn't laugh. So how is that connected with pointing out the lack of humour some folks have?