An older woman who was a widow was lonely after her husband passed. So she decided, after more than a year to try and find a nice man to be friends with, and see what happened.

So she placed an ad in her local paper as follows:
"Lonely lady looking to find someone who won't hit me.
Someone who won't kick me,
and someone who is really good in bed"

Several days later her doorbell rang and she answered it to see a nice looking man sitting in a Wheelchair. He had no Arms, and no Legs.
So she asked him what she could do for him.
He told her he was answering her ad in the paper.

She couldn't believe he was there and said "But you are in a wheelchair, you have no legs, no arms, and I don't think you are who I am looking for."

So he replied. "YOU said you wanted someone who wouldn't hit you. I HAVE NO ARMS"
Then he said: "YOU wanted someone who wouldn't Kick you. I HAVE NO LEGS."
She looked at him Oddly and said: "I want somebody who is really good in bed...That can't be you!"

He then laughed and just said. "LADY, YES, I'M IN A WHEELCHAIR..HOW DO YOU THINK I

RANG THE BELL?????"