Secretary to boss: The Invisible Man is here for his appointment.
Boss to secretary: Tell him I can't see him.
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Third best short joke of the year
Secretary to boss: The Invisible Man is here for his appointment.
Boss to secretary: Tell him I can't see him.
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown
“Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
-Abbey
Senior Member
I hope I haven't used this one here yet....
a priest, a rabbi, and a protestant minister walk into a bar...
and the bartender says, "What is this?....Some kind of joke?"
Senior Member
A toothless Termite walks into a bar and asks "Where's the bartender?"
“… the greatest detractor from high performance is fear: fear that you are not prepared, fear that you are in over your head, fear that you are not worthy, and ultimately, fear of failure. If you can eliminate that fear—not through arrogance or just wishing difficulties away, but through hard work and preparation—you will put yourself in an incredibly powerful position to take on the challenges you face" - Pete Carroll.
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