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    Default Tequila!

    Some should try that here too in order to remain open. Register as a bar and a church & maybe a marijuana dispensary too as well as an attached supermarket for necessities.

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    Tequila Bar Files to Register as Church to Avoid Coronavirus Lockdown Rules

    A U.K. tequila bar owner has filed an application to register his business as a church to avoid coronavirus lockdown rules.

    In a Facebook post on Friday, James Aspell wrote (language warning) he is changing the name of his Nottingham bar, now called “400 Rabbits Tequila and Mezcal Cocktail Bar,” as “The Church of the 400 Rabbits.”

    “With places of worship allowed to open in all tiers we thought fuck it lets start a religion!” he announced. “Can’t be that hard can it! ‘The Church of the 400 Rabbits’ launching as soon as we get the green light!”

    “Congregation daily til late,” Aspell added. “More deets coming soon!”



    “The intention of this is to be a joke, but it comes from a serious place, “Aspell, 34, told Nottinghamshire Live. “With the new restrictions we’re forced to close and it could be months before we can reopen. We don’t have a food offering, so even if we were in Tier 2, we couldn’t open.”

    Rest - https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2...ockdown-rules/
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    Default Reminded me of a Larry the Cableguy joke....

    He said he got so drunk one night he thought he was drinking TEQUILA because of the Salty taste, until he realized he was so drunk he was drinking from the toilet with SALT around the rim. NOW THAT'S DRUNK!

    And he added...he was glad he didn't EAT THE WORM!!!


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    ~ “The intention of this is to be a joke, but it comes from a serious place, “Aspell, 34, told Nottinghamshire Live.

    “With the new restrictions we’re forced to close and it could be months before we can reopen. We don’t have a food offering, so even if we were in Tier 2, we couldn’t open.”

    Lets take it outside.....




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