Says Bill Clinton, returning to Washington and saluting the Marine guard at the foot of the steps as he deplanes from Air Force One along with his new Labrador Retriever, Buddy:

“Good morning Corporal.”

The Marine corporal, crisply:
“Good morning Mister President! Welcome home, sir!”

Clinton:
“Thanks, corporal. How do you like my new dog?”

Corporal:
“Handsome animal, sir!”

Clinton:
“It’s a Labrador Retriever”

Corporal:
“Wonderful breed, sir!”

Clinton:
“Yeah, I got him for Hillary.”

Corporal:
Excellent trade, sir!”