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[stephanie]

Older son emailed this...

Subject: New Year's Eve party

New Year's Eve party

> You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One!
>
>
> We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party.
>
> We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered
> our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.
>
> We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi
> arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we
> put out in the yard, scoots back into the house.
>
> We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to
>eat the bird.
>
> My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat.
The
cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.
>
> Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the
house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver
that
> I will be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my
mother."
>
> A few minutes later I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I
said, as we drove
> away. "That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her
with
> a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I
grabbed
> her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her

> from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass
downstairs
> and threw her out into the backyard!"
>
> The cab driver hit a parked car...

[jackass]