Bill Burr - Don't be afraid to sleep on that futon

[SassyLady]

https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/876...n-you-re-30-is

The good news is you can have the "shape-up or ship out" little chat with the wife when those kids turn 18. Just make sure that you move to a state not likely to order alimony beforehand!

Seriously? Shape up or ship out? I'd definitely find a new use for my cast iron skillet.