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    Default Bill Burr - Don't be afraid to sleep on that futon

    https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/876...n-you-re-30-is

    The good news is you can have the "shape-up or ship out" little chat with the wife when those kids turn 18. Just make sure that you move to a state not likely to order alimony beforehand!

    “Realize that sleeping on a futon when you're 30 is not the worst thing. You know what's worse, sleeping in a king bed next to a wife you're not really in love with but for some reason you married, and you got a couple kids, and you got a job you hate. You'll be laying there fantasizing about sleeping on a futon. There's no risk when you go after a dream. There's a tremendous amount to risk to playing it safe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tailfins View Post
    https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/876...n-you-re-30-is

    The good news is you can have the "shape-up or ship out" little chat with the wife when those kids turn 18. Just make sure that you move to a state not likely to order alimony beforehand!
    Seriously? Shape up or ship out? I'd definitely find a new use for my cast iron skillet.
    If the freedom of speech is taken away
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    George Washington (1732-1799) First President of the USA.

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