Every day I beat my previous record of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
Thanks for making a really cloudy day...A HOOT! So I asked my wife, and let her watch.
Guess who's OUT THE DOOR AT NOON? Yeah, me. Had to take out the trash.
I may be older than most. I may say things not everybody will like.
But despite all of that. I will never lower myself to the level of Liars, Haters, Cheats, and Hypocrites.
Philippians 4:13 I Can Do All Things Through Christ Who Strengthens Me:
That's awesome!
"then I remembered why I made this crazy girl my wife because she's got nice titties"
Still feel like I gotta censor them and call 'em boobies. Do we have to call them the "T" word?
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock
I may be older than most. I may say things not everybody will like.
But despite all of that. I will never lower myself to the level of Liars, Haters, Cheats, and Hypocrites.
Philippians 4:13 I Can Do All Things Through Christ Who Strengthens Me:
I may be older than most. I may say things not everybody will like.
But despite all of that. I will never lower myself to the level of Liars, Haters, Cheats, and Hypocrites.
Philippians 4:13 I Can Do All Things Through Christ Who Strengthens Me:
I just played that song to my wife and she stripped buck naked.
Experienced Social Distancer ... waaaay before COVID.
I think it's hilarious that all the women reacted the same way. Cute song. I laughed my ass off.
If the freedom of speech is taken away
then dumb and silent we may be led,
like sheep to the slaughter.
George Washington (1732-1799) First President of the USA.