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    Default 17 Things With A Higher Approval Rating Than Joe Biden

    Stolen from the Babylon Bee


    1. Candy corn -Even these tasteless cones of wax fare better in the polls than Sleepy Joe.
    2. Prostate exams -Uncomfortable but at least they don't last four years.
    3. The restrooms at Walmart -Unsanitary but they've never tried to sniff our hair.
    4. The decision to cancel Firefly - Next time Joe Biden wants to stab us in the back, he should have the guts to do it to our face.
    5. DMV employees - Hey, at least they know where they are.
    6. Pearl Harbor, the Ben Affleck movie - We don't know how this one beat Joe but it did.
    7. The actual attack on Pearl Harbor - At least it eventually led to the fall of Hitler.
    8. Andrew Cuomo's steamy new romance novel - Yeesh. Biden's numbers must be awful.
    9. The guy in your neighborhood who hands out toothbrushes on Halloween - Everyone has that guy. But hey, he's not trying to ruin your life.
    10. Long John Silver's - Something's fishy about this place but at least you can just avoid it.
    11. Todd - Good one, Todd!
    12. Gas station sushi - Will only make you sick one time and you'll have a great story to tell.
    13. Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candle - We don't know why she sells these but some people like them, we guess.
    14. Alex Rodriguez's vagina candle - We don't know why he sells these but some people like them, we guess.
    15. Installing a car seat - On a 120-degree day in Phoenix.
    16. Wuhan's world-famous bat soup - The taste isn't so bad, it's the consistency.
    17. The one true President Donald Trump - USA! USA! USA!
    Every day I beat my previous record of consecutive days I've stayed alive.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Bilgerat View Post
    Stolen from the Babylon Bee


    1. Candy corn -Even these tasteless cones of wax fare better in the polls than Sleepy Joe.
    2. Prostate exams -Uncomfortable but at least they don't last four years.
    3. The restrooms at Walmart -Unsanitary but they've never tried to sniff our hair.
    4. The decision to cancel Firefly - Next time Joe Biden wants to stab us in the back, he should have the guts to do it to our face.
    5. DMV employees - Hey, at least they know where they are.
    6. Pearl Harbor, the Ben Affleck movie - We don't know how this one beat Joe but it did.
    7. The actual attack on Pearl Harbor - At least it eventually led to the fall of Hitler.
    8. Andrew Cuomo's steamy new romance novel - Yeesh. Biden's numbers must be awful.
    9. The guy in your neighborhood who hands out toothbrushes on Halloween - Everyone has that guy. But hey, he's not trying to ruin your life.
    10. Long John Silver's - Something's fishy about this place but at least you can just avoid it.
    11. Todd - Good one, Todd!
    12. Gas station sushi - Will only make you sick one time and you'll have a great story to tell.
    13. Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candle - We don't know why she sells these but some people like them, we guess.
    14. Alex Rodriguez's vagina candle - We don't know why he sells these but some people like them, we guess.
    15. Installing a car seat - On a 120-degree day in Phoenix.
    16. Wuhan's world-famous bat soup - The taste isn't so bad, it's the consistency.
    17. The one true President Donald Trump - USA! USA! USA!


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    Default May I add one of my favorites?

    That ONE HOUR following the moment you drink that Liter of Liquid in preparation for your upcoming "COLONOSCOPY"...and all of the Wonderful "AFTER-EFFECTS" have a higher rating than JOE BIDEN...and I must also include "JAKE".
    I may be older than most. I may say things not everybody will like.
    But despite all of that. I will never lower myself to the level of Liars, Haters, Cheats, and Hypocrites.
    Philippians 4:13 I Can Do All Things Through Christ Who Strengthens Me:

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