Originally Posted by
Hobbit
Myths and truth from this stupid book. And this is just from the sample pages.
Myth: Democrats make sure we all share our toys.
Truth: Democrats take your toys and give them to some idiot who broke all of his. If a Democrat gets his hands on one of your toys, never expect to see it again, because it will probably be given to some brat who doesn't understand why his mother won't give him any toys, and he will break it in a week, thus proving his mother's point.
Myth: Democrats make sure we are always safe.
Truth: Democrats make sure you're never allowed to keep yourself safe, fire everybody whose job it is to keep you safe, and attempt to bribe the people you're supposed to be kept safe from. In the meantime, they make boatloads of money by suing anybody who calls you names, claiming that it will make you safe.
Myth: Democrats make sure children go to school.
Truth: Democrats make sure children go to their schools. It doesn't matter how much of a craphole your school is, you're stuck there unless your mother can afford several thousand dollars a year to send you elsewhere. Then they claim they're doing it to help you and your mother.
It's just another piece of trash that uses vague, emotional terms to explain the Democratic ideology, rather than actually explaining what they do.
"A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself."
Tullius Cicero (106-43 BC)