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"Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views." William F Buckley, Jr
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I couldn't find the one I saw before...
Somebody asked AOC what she thought about ROE V WADE....Originally Posted by BoogyMan
and she said...."I PREFER TO SWIM!"
I may be older than most. I may say things not everybody will like.
But despite all of that. I will never lower myself to the level of Liars, Haters, Cheats, and Hypocrites.
Philippians 4:13 I Can Do All Things Through Christ Who Strengthens Me:
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Here's another favorite of AOC for a few Laughs.
I may be older than most. I may say things not everybody will like.
But despite all of that. I will never lower myself to the level of Liars, Haters, Cheats, and Hypocrites.
Philippians 4:13 I Can Do All Things Through Christ Who Strengthens Me:
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"Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views." William F Buckley, Jr
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"Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views." William F Buckley, Jr
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AOC Says Ever Since She Died On January 6 She Has Been Using Ghost/Ghostself Pronouns
Not exactly a meme, but close enough
https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-says...ghostghostselfWASHINGTON, D.C. — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, star congressghost and the world's smartest socialist, revealed today that ghost has been using ghost/ghostself pronouns to refer to ghostself ever since ghost was murdered in the January 6 protests at the capitol building.
"Actually, I refer to ghostself as ghost/ghostself now," ghost told reporters after one deadpronouned ghost by calling ghost "she." "When those Trump supporters walked around the Capitol taking selfies, I suddenly felt a great disturbance in the general, you know, vibe of the day. I knew something was wrong. So when I saw on Twitter that the insurrectionists were insurrecting things, I began fearing for my life. And then I died."
When asked how ghost was still standing there talking to reporters about ghost's experience that fateful day, ghost replied, "I got better."
“When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke
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And the HITS keep on coming in...
I may be older than most. I may say things not everybody will like.
But despite all of that. I will never lower myself to the level of Liars, Haters, Cheats, and Hypocrites.
Philippians 4:13 I Can Do All Things Through Christ Who Strengthens Me:
Standup Philosopher
"Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views." William F Buckley, Jr
Senior Member
It is proper to take alarm at the first experiment on our liberties. The freeman of America did not wait till usurped power had strengthened itself by exercise, and entangled the question in precedents. James Madison
Live as free people, yet without employing your freedom as a pretext for wickedness; but live at all times as servants of God. 1 Peter 2:16
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AOC Wistfully Doodles 'Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez-Musk' Inside Heart In Her Notebook
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After an adorably flirtatious back-and-forth with billionaire Elon Musk on Twitter, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was seen wistfully writing the name "Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez-Musk" in whimsical girly handwriting inside a heart in the pages of her notebook, sources say.
"Ever since Musk took over Twitter, the sexual tension between the pair has been palpable," said an aide for AOC who refused to be named. "For days now, AOC has been staring off into the distance dreamily, falling into fits of giddy giggling, and writing endlessly in her little notebook. It's so adorable!"
When asked for comment, AOC reportedly slammed her notebook shut. "EWWWWWW! I don't like him! He's gross and yucky! It's not like I wanna hold his hand, or kiss him on the lips, or be joined with him in holy matrimony and rule Twitter as King and Queen while making dozens of genius Musk babies!" she said defensively. "Don't be silly!"
The congresswoman's communications team also released an official statement, saying "AOC does NOT like Elon. He's probably obsessed with her though because she's so pretty. So there! Nya nya nya boo boo!" The communications team then retreated to the other side of Capitol Hill to skip rope and chant "Elon and AOC, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
At publishing time, witnesses had claimed they saw her googling "What do Elon's feet look like in flip flops?"
https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-wist...trapper-keeper
“When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke
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In Phenomenal Two-For-One Deal, Elon Musk Now Owns Both Twitter And AOC
https://babylonbee.com/news/in-pheno...witter-and-aocSAN FRANCISCO, CA — In an incredible two-for-one bargain, Elon Musk now completely owns both Twitter and Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
"Wow, total ownership of a U.S. Representative. What a deal!" said Mr. Musk as he strolled into Twitter headquarters. "Minus half the planet suddenly hating my guts for no clear reason, this is turning out great!"
Though not a part of the initial transaction, Ms. Ocasio-Cortez graciously offered for Elon Musk to publicly assume ownership of her for a mere eight additional dollars. "Really, I was touched by her kindness to make the ownership agreement so public," said Mr. Musk. "Most people get cold feet and end up reneging on the deal, then try to delete the evidence. But not AOC, she just kept making one pronouncement after another to show the entire world that I now own her. I really do appreciate how easy she made it, since the Twitter thing has been a little crazier than I hoped."
While continuing to publicly display receipts of her new ownership, Ms. Ocasio-Cortez has made a few bizarre statements to the contrary. "I'm not owned! I'm not owned!!!" she shouted repeatedly in a video posted for followers. "I will explain to my fifty million followers how Elon Musk is totally violating my right to free speech, just as soon as I can figure out how to get my head out of this dog door!"
At publishing time, Ms. Ocasio-Cortez had reportedly been spotted screaming at an Apple store clerk that charging money for an iPhone violated her right to free speech.
“When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke
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"Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views." William F Buckley, Jr
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"Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views." William F Buckley, Jr
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PROOF is the same as TRUTH
Just ask AOC.
I may be older than most. I may say things not everybody will like.
But despite all of that. I will never lower myself to the level of Liars, Haters, Cheats, and Hypocrites.
Philippians 4:13 I Can Do All Things Through Christ Who Strengthens Me:
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