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The Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Meme Thread
The news around us every day is heartbreaking and serious and the consequences of DC being filled with shoe-size IQ lackwits is destroying our country. Let’s yuck it up a bit to see if we can’t do some gratuitous smiling!! This is a thread to share your favorite mockery of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, I can’t think of anyone who deserves such an effort more than DC’s favorite bartending communist philosopher. I will start:
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"Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views." William F Buckley, Jr
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"Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views." William F Buckley, Jr
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"Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views." William F Buckley, Jr
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And the HITS keep on coming in...
I may be older than most. I may say things not everybody will like.
But despite all of that. I will never lower myself to the level of Liars, Haters, Cheats, and Hypocrites.
Philippians 4:13 I Can Do All Things Through Christ Who Strengthens Me:
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"Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views." William F Buckley, Jr
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It is proper to take alarm at the first experiment on our liberties. The freeman of America did not wait till usurped power had strengthened itself by exercise, and entangled the question in precedents. James Madison
Live as free people, yet without employing your freedom as a pretext for wickedness; but live at all times as servants of God. 1 Peter 2:16
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AOC Wistfully Doodles 'Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez-Musk' Inside Heart In Her Notebook
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After an adorably flirtatious back-and-forth with billionaire Elon Musk on Twitter, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was seen wistfully writing the name "Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez-Musk" in whimsical girly handwriting inside a heart in the pages of her notebook, sources say.
"Ever since Musk took over Twitter, the sexual tension between the pair has been palpable," said an aide for AOC who refused to be named. "For days now, AOC has been staring off into the distance dreamily, falling into fits of giddy giggling, and writing endlessly in her little notebook. It's so adorable!"
When asked for comment, AOC reportedly slammed her notebook shut. "EWWWWWW! I don't like him! He's gross and yucky! It's not like I wanna hold his hand, or kiss him on the lips, or be joined with him in holy matrimony and rule Twitter as King and Queen while making dozens of genius Musk babies!" she said defensively. "Don't be silly!"
The congresswoman's communications team also released an official statement, saying "AOC does NOT like Elon. He's probably obsessed with her though because she's so pretty. So there! Nya nya nya boo boo!" The communications team then retreated to the other side of Capitol Hill to skip rope and chant "Elon and AOC, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
At publishing time, witnesses had claimed they saw her googling "What do Elon's feet look like in flip flops?"
https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-wist...trapper-keeper
“When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke
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Don't get me started...
This test was taken before she told her supporters she planned to go to the Sun.
But they had to go..."AT NIGHT!
Last edited by icansayit; 07-30-2022 at 02:10 PM.
I may be older than most. I may say things not everybody will like.
But despite all of that. I will never lower myself to the level of Liars, Haters, Cheats, and Hypocrites.
Philippians 4:13 I Can Do All Things Through Christ Who Strengthens Me:
Standup Philosopher
"Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views." William F Buckley, Jr
Standup Philosopher
"Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views." William F Buckley, Jr
Senior Member
Saw another one like this where...
Originally Posted by BoogyMan
AOC announced she never wanted to have TWINS.
Being pregnant for 18 months would be terrible!"
I may be older than most. I may say things not everybody will like.
But despite all of that. I will never lower myself to the level of Liars, Haters, Cheats, and Hypocrites.
Philippians 4:13 I Can Do All Things Through Christ Who Strengthens Me:
Standup Philosopher
"Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views." William F Buckley, Jr
Standup Philosopher
"Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views." William F Buckley, Jr
Senior Member
I heard another one yesterday...
When AOC was visiting Yellowstone Park and saw all of the Big Hairy Animals running loose.
She announced that ALL Americans who eat Buffalo Wings should be arrested for eating ENDANGERED ANIMALS who need to be LEFT ALONE..
I may be older than most. I may say things not everybody will like.
But despite all of that. I will never lower myself to the level of Liars, Haters, Cheats, and Hypocrites.
Philippians 4:13 I Can Do All Things Through Christ Who Strengthens Me:
Senior Member
PROOF is the same as TRUTH
Just ask AOC.
I may be older than most. I may say things not everybody will like.
But despite all of that. I will never lower myself to the level of Liars, Haters, Cheats, and Hypocrites.
Philippians 4:13 I Can Do All Things Through Christ Who Strengthens Me:
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