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    Default DNC, Media Collude To Suppress Story About DNC, Media Colluding To Suppress Story

    More truth than fiction.

    U.S. — This weekend, Twitter CEO Elon Musk directed the release of documents and emails showing collusion between the media and the DNC to suppress a major news story. The DNC and media have responded to the DNC/media collusion story by colluding to suppress the story about their collusion.
    "It's important to understand this story of how we colluded with the DNC to suppress important information about Presidential candidate corruption is a big nothingburger," said a member of the DNC, reading several talking points given to him by the media. "We have been assured by our partners in the media that they will not be covering this story, exactly as we requested."
    The DNC spokesperson then shouted the word "Democracy!" before turning and running headfirst into the glass door of the DNC headquarters.
    Insiders with both the DNC and the media announced they will continue to collude with each other as long as they get away with it, or until everyone stops listening to them — whichever comes first. "We will not stop doing this as long as it benefits us, and also we're not doing it," said the DNC spokesperson.
    At publishing time, the media and DNC had confirmed they would also be suppressing the story about their collusion to suppress the original collusion to suppress the news story.
    https://babylonbee.com/news/dnc-medi...suppress-story
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    Default Musk Vows To Reveal Govt And Media Collusion Once He Figures Out Where Red Dots Comin

    Probably more true than not on this one as well. When he'll really need to start worrying is when Hillary shows up

    AUSTIN, TX — The world waited eagerly for further information on the Hunter Biden laptop story suppression from Twitter owner Elon Musk, who had vowed to reveal the details of potential government collusion with the media as soon as he can figure out why he keeps seeing little red dots hovering around on his body.
    "I have every intention of being as transparent and straightforward in this matter as possible," Musk said on a Zoom call interview as a trio of red dots swirled around on his forehead. "All will be known very shortly. I just have to determine why I'm suddenly covered in these little, red laser dots."
    Witnesses close to Musk said the dots first began to appear shortly after he tweeted his intention to provide details about Twitter suppressing the Hunter Biden laptop scandal in the fall of 2020, shortly before the presidential election. "Within minutes of writing that tweet, we noticed the little dots appearing on the walls of every room Elon was in," said Adrian Haj, a member of Musk's inner circle. "We didn't think anything of it at first, but now they're everywhere. Weird!"
    Musk seemed undeterred. "I understand that there are very powerful forces in this world who very much do not want this information made public. But I bought Twitter to stir the pot, and this really is quite fun."
    At publishing time, the news was still pending and only a few members of Musk's entourage had fallen victim to apparent sniper fire.
    https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-mus...re-coming-from
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