Now this one stings

[jimnyc]

So, I make my own butter. Then I make my own brownies. 'nuff said.

Well this time, melted my butter for the recipe and got all the ingredients in the bowl and eggs/water at the ready. Took butter off the stove and onto counter. Cracked eggs and added the 3Tbs of water. Went to put the butter in and dropped it on the kitchen floor.

That hurt me more than the roof and basement.

It's legal, so shut up Gunny!

[Kathianne]

So, I make my own butter. Then I make my own brownies. 'nuff said.

Well this time, melted my butter for the recipe and got all the ingredients in the bowl and eggs/water at the ready. Took butter off the stove and onto counter. Cracked eggs and added the 3Tbs of water. Went to put the butter in and dropped it on the kitchen floor.

That hurt me more than the roof and basement.

It's legal, so shut up Gunny!

How are you making butter? Kitchenaid?

[jimnyc]

How are you making butter? Kitchenaid?

Nope, an "alpha420" in which you first add your "herbs and spices" for an hour at 200 degrees. Then add melted butter, I use the good stuff with the highest fat percentage. Melt that, then add into the machine with your stuff. Now run for another 2 hours at 180 and it will "infuse" the stuff into the butter. When done, run through cheesecloth into a measuring cup. Let harden overnight, or if desperate at least 2 hours in the fridge. Now use finished butter to make your brownies! Wait 30 mins and then take out onto rack for at least an hour. Then enjoy and hope you don't end up on the couch for 2 days. I make my extra strong.

Glad ya asked?

[Black Diamond]

So, I make my own butter. Then I make my own brownies. 'nuff said.

Well this time, melted my butter for the recipe and got all the ingredients in the bowl and eggs/water at the ready. Took butter off the stove and onto counter. Cracked eggs and added the 3Tbs of water. Went to put the butter in and dropped it on the kitchen floor.

That hurt me more than the roof and basement.

It's legal, so shut up Gunny!

Now you need some funny brownies.

[Gunny]

So, I make my own butter. Then I make my own brownies. 'nuff said.

Well this time, melted my butter for the recipe and got all the ingredients in the bowl and eggs/water at the ready. Took butter off the stove and onto counter. Cracked eggs and added the 3Tbs of water. Went to put the butter in and dropped it on the kitchen floor.

That hurt me more than the roof and basement.

It's legal, so shut up Gunny!

Mutilating brownies of any sort is a capitol offense

[Gunny]

Nope, an "alpha420" in which you first add your "herbs and spices" for an hour at 200 degrees. Then add melted butter, I use the good stuff with the highest fat percentage. Melt that, then add into the machine with your stuff. Now run for another 2 hours at 180 and it will "infuse" the stuff into the butter. When done, run through cheesecloth into a measuring cup. Let harden overnight, or if desperate at least 2 hours in the fridge. Now use finished butter to make your brownies! Wait 30 mins and then take out onto rack for at least an hour. Then enjoy and hope you don't end up on the couch for 2 days. I make my extra strong.

Glad ya asked?

Oh. "Those" kind of brownies. Even worse.

[Black Diamond]

Oh. "Those" kind of brownies. Even worse.

Oh yeah I get it now. Missed the 'nuff said

[jimnyc]

Oh. "Those" kind of brownies. Even worse.

Exactly! Even worse for me, wasted all that time and dough. I thought about sponging it up and squeezing it into the mix but that's kinda gross. So even though my heart was breaking I cleaned it properly so that the kitty didn't lick any up and up in the stratosphere.

Oh, and bite me, I knew that's not what you meant.

Oh yeah I get it now. Missed the 'nuff said

Tried to explain and put it in a way that was obvious but not obvious. But I thought the nuff said and puffing smilies would add the last ooomph. Definitely know that Kath didn't know. She was ready to break out her kitchenaid and make her some butter until she read my silly ass.

Don't judge me, it's legal. And if you judge me, let it be know and let it be heard, I don't care.

[Black Diamond]

Exactly! Even worse for me, wasted all that time and dough. I thought about sponging it up and squeezing it into the mix but that's kinda gross. So even though my heart was breaking I cleaned it properly so that the kitty didn't lick any up and up in the stratosphere.

Oh, and bite me, I knew that's not what you meant.



Tried to explain and put it in a way that was obvious but not obvious. But I thought the nuff said and puffing smilies would add the last ooomph. Definitely know that Kath didn't know. She was ready to break out her kitchenaid and make her some butter until she read my silly ass.

Don't judge me, it's legal. And if you judge me, let it be know and let it be heard, I don't care.

Never tried the brownies. I've had gummies and they make me paranoid.

[Black Diamond]

Exactly! Even worse for me, wasted all that time and dough. I thought about sponging it up and squeezing it into the mix but that's kinda gross. So even though my heart was breaking I cleaned it properly so that the kitty didn't lick any up and up in the stratosphere.

Oh, and bite me, I knew that's not what you meant.



Tried to explain and put it in a way that was obvious but not obvious. But I thought the nuff said and puffing smilies would add the last ooomph. Definitely know that Kath didn't know. She was ready to break out her kitchenaid and make her some butter until she read my silly ass.

Don't judge me, it's legal. And if you judge me, let it be know and let it be heard, I don't care.

And for fucks sake you deserve some weed

[jimnyc]

Never tried the brownies. I've had gummies and they make me paranoid.

Gummies and other candies are generally 10mg which is the legal limit. NOT proud to say that they have no effect on me. Which is why I started making the butter, which can go in any recipe that calls for it. My brownies are like 180mg per brownie.

And for fucks sake you deserve some weed

See? That's what I'm saying. Also told my wife I need a vacation in Alaska for a week or 2, and that she deserves to come as well. She didn't say no, but she also ignored me, so.

[Gunny]

Gummies and other candies are generally 10mg which is the legal limit. NOT proud to say that they have no effect on me. Which is why I started making the butter, which can go in any recipe that calls for it. My brownies are like 180mg per brownie.



See? That's what I'm saying. Also told my wife I need a vacation in Alaska for a week or 2, and that she deserves to come as well. She didn't say no, but she also ignored me, so.

The "butter" is the weed? I am so 1970s

[jimnyc]

The "butter" is the weed? I am so 1970s

The weed gets extracted and the butter eats all the active ingredients. They call it infusion. The butter turns green of course, and you drain and toss away all the weed. Make butter and voila! Tastes a little funky but I personally like it.

They made them in the 70's too but used the 'ol double boiler method and much more time on their hands. Gotta let the butter simmer for hours when you mix together on a low temperature for a very long time - and adding water every now and again as it will evaporate supposedly.

Just in case you wanted to indulge yourself.

[Gunny]

The weed gets extracted and the butter eats all the active ingredients. They call it infusion. The butter turns green of course, and you drain and toss away all the weed. Make butter and voila! Tastes a little funky but I personally like it.

They made them in the 70's too but used the 'ol double boiler method and much more time on their hands. Gotta let the butter simmer for hours when you mix together on a low temperature for a very long time - and adding water every now and again as it will evaporate supposedly.

Just in case you wanted to indulge yourself.

I thought I was advanced when I went from Zig Zags to a bong

That all sound like too much work

[jimnyc]

I thought I was advanced when I went from Zig Zags to a bong

That all sound like too much work

It is a lot of work, but not like bongs went away either ya know. Just that if you smoke out of a bong, you may then proceed to cough your guts away for a few minutes. Then your eyes instantly turn redder than an apple. Has its time and place though. I don't own one of those things anyway.

But this guy does, and he's funny as hell.