NEVER understimate the power of makeup:
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Power of makeup
NEVER understimate the power of makeup:
Last edited by jackass; 11-04-2007 at 04:00 PM.
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speaking of makeup.....I heard tell yesterday that a man was being taken to task by his wife for the money he was spending on beer....."But", he responded, "you spend twice as much on makeup than I do on beer".....
She replied, "Yes, but I need that that makeup so when you come home I look beautiful"
"That's the same reason I buy the beer", he argued.......
no word yet from the hospital on his chances of recovery......
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I've seen those images before and #3 still looks the same with or without makeup.
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Fun-ny! I've never seen that one!
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Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet
Zing!
Then there are the cases where there isn't enough beer in the world...
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Also, for the first two, it's the power of Image Editing Software...the third shot, I don't get. Why are there two pics of a horses ass? No difference tween the panels.
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Look closely: The second horse is reading Mao.Also, for the first two, it's the power of Image Editing Software...the third shot, I don't get. Why are there two pics of a horses ass? No difference tween the panels.
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