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Lost in the translation
An Amish farmer was walking through his field,
and noticed a man drinking from his pond, with
his hand.
The Amish man shouted:
"Trink das wasser nicht.
Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."
Which means:
"Don't drink the water, the cows have defecated in it."
The man shouted back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't
understand. Please speak in English."
The Amish man said:
"Use two hands. You'll get more."
Last edited by -Cp; 11-29-2007 at 02:14 PM.
Hahaha! LULzzzzz
First of all, why did the Muslim guy find it prudent to announce what religion he practices in order to tell the guy that he didn't understand his language? Second, that farmer seems like a real d*ck. That's not a very "Amish" thing to do. Those people are normally good, caring folk.
left coast isolationist
muslims are like that......he was german amish.....you know the germans....Originally Posted by Hagbard Celine
First of all, why did the Muslim guy find it prudent to announce what religion he practices in order to tell the guy that he didn't understand his language? Second, that farmer seems like a real d*ck. That's not a very "Amish" thing to do. Those people are normally good, caring folk.
"I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is."
~Albert Camus
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Come on Hag, maybe the fact that it is a joke, and a poor one at that, got lost in the translation?
Immie
For it is by Grace you have been saved, through faith -- and this not of yourselves, it is the gift of God -- not by works, so that no one can boast. Eph 2:8-9
Hahaha! LULzzzzz
So it's a double entendre? That's pretty deep.Come on Hag, maybe the fact that it is a joke, and a poor one at that, got lost in the translation?
Immie
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Are you this much fun at parties, too?First of all, why did the Muslim guy find it prudent to announce what religion he practices in order to tell the guy that he didn't understand his language? Second, that farmer seems like a real d*ck. That's not a very "Amish" thing to do. Those people are normally good, caring folk.
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown
“Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
-Abbey
Hahaha! LULzzzzz
Are you kidding? I might as well be the pinata the way dem hoes be hittin' on me! They know where I stay.Are you this much fun at parties, too?
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Are you kidding? I might as well be the pinata the way dem hoes be hittin' on me! They know where I stay.
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown
“Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
-Abbey
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