Need: Chicken Salad

[Cheyenne]

I've been on-line looking for a recipe for a good, yet simple, chicken salad sandwich.

I've found some with grapes, with almonds, plum preserves, anchovies....
none of which appeals.

Can anybody help?

[Said1]

I've been on-line looking for a recipe for a good, yet simple, chicken salad sandwich.

I've found some with grapes, with almonds, plum preserves, anchovies....
none of which appeals.

Can anybody help?

Well la-de-dah. Too good for Hellman's and onions, I see?

[shattered]

Well la-de-dah. Too good for Hellman's and onions, I see?

That's cause you forgot water chestnuts, green onion, celery, a bit of mustard, dried cranberries, and pepper.

[Missileman]

Well la-de-dah. Too good for Hellman's and onions, I see?

And don't forget to add some chopped up bread and butter pickles and a little celery salt.

[Said1]

And don't forget to add some chopped up bread and butter pickles and a little celery salt.

Chopped up bread? We're not making stuffing.

[Mr. P]

That's cause you forgot water chestnuts, green onion, celery, a bit of mustard, dried cranberries, and pepper.

[shattered]

And just what is YOUR problem with that list?

Wait.. You're from the south. It's missing a stick of butter, ain't it?

[Cheyenne]

Well la-de-dah. Too good for Hellman's and onions, I see?

That's how I make my tuna salad.
I wanted something different.

...dried cranberries...

Where do you find these?

[Said1]

That's how I make my tuna salad.
I wanted something different.

Pickles? I dice olives, when I'm feeling extra wild and crazy.

[Mr. P]

And just what is YOUR problem with that list?

Wait.. You're from the south. It's missing a stick of butter, ain't it?

Well chicken would help...get rid of the rest of the shit...YANK!

[shattered]

Well chicken would help...get rid of the rest of the shit...YANK!

Ugh. The request was for chicken *salad*. It's assumed chicken would be the main ingredient, and therefore not need to be mentioned. "Salad", however, implies a mix of additional ingredients - if I get rid of the "rest" of the "shit", you're left with a friggen chicken.

[Mr. P]

Ugh. The request was for chicken *salad*. It's assumed chicken would be the main ingredient, and therefore not need to be mentioned. "Salad", however, implies a mix of additional ingredients - if I get rid of the "rest" of the "shit", you're left with a friggen chicken.

Not if ya know how to make one.

[shattered]

Not if ya know how to make one.

Guess you won't like the one with sesame ginger marinade, red onion, and roasted peanuts, huh...

[Mr. P]

Guess you won't like the one with sesame ginger marinade, red onion, and roasted peanuts, huh...

Keep the peanuts...the rest sounds...errr interesting.

[nevadamedic]

I've been on-line looking for a recipe for a good, yet simple, chicken salad sandwich.

I've found some with grapes, with almonds, plum preserves, anchovies....
none of which appeals.

Can anybody help?

My mom makes a great Chickken Salad with Celery and Mayo. You can also get a Oriental Chicken Salad at Costco with Oriental Dressing and it's out of this world.