Ahmedinijad Meets Bush Joke (Not for the professionally offended)
Ahmadinejad meets Bush (Humor)
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and George W. Bush meet up in Tehran for the first round of talks in a new US-Iran peace process. When Bush sits down, he notices three buttons on the side of Ahmadinejad's chair. They begin talking. After about five minutes Ahmadinejad presses the First button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face.
Confused, Bush carries on talking as Ahmadinejad laughs. A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. Again Ahmadinejad laughs, and again Bush carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the two countries. But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Bush in the privates, he's finally had enough, knowing that he can't do much without them functioning well. "I'm going back home!" he tells the Iraqi. "We'll finish these talks in two weeks!"
A fortnight passes and Ahmadinejad flies to the United States for talks. As the two men sit down, Ahmadinejad notices three buttons on Bush's chair and prepares himself for the Yank's revenge. They begin talking and Bush presses the first button. Ahmadinejad ducks, but nothing happens. Bush snickers. A few seconds later he presses the second button. Ahmadinejad jumps up, but again nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter. When the third button is pressed, Ahmadinejad jumps up again, and again nothing happens. Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics.
"Forget this," says Ahmadinejad. "I'm going back to Tehran!"
Dubya says through tears of laughter, "What Tehran?"
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