I was just thinking of this sorta thread a few days ago....
One of my favorites...something like this....
"Witch"..."I'm not a witch"..."Witch, witch, witch"!...."I am NOT a witch, I'm your wife!"
Who knows the movie?
I was just thinking of this sorta thread a few days ago....
One of my favorites...something like this....
"Witch"..."I'm not a witch"..."Witch, witch, witch"!...."I am NOT a witch, I'm your wife!"
Who knows the movie?
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"I am allergic to piety, it makes me break out in rash judgements." - Penn Jillette
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a lot of pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"The man who invented the telescope found out more about heaven than the closed eyes of prayer ever discovered." - Robert G. Ingersoll
Whadga do??? - Tommy Boy
Its so veiny - Waiting
If heterosexual men can't show their cocks to each other, then what the hell are we doing here?
Monty: Amen, brother. - Waiting
Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit, man - Dumb & Dumber
In order to converse with an equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God - Braveheart
"Something's wrong with our worm Earl!"
One of the Tremors sequels
"Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views." William F Buckley, Jr
Stewie Griffin
'I'd love to stay and chat but your a complete bitch.'
Not my favorite, as I find these kind of "favorite" questions silly, but I love Hermione Grainger's line in "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" where she says, "Does my hair really look that bad?" Only I think the line should have been changed to "Is my butt really that big?"
For it is by Grace you have been saved, through faith -- and this not of yourselves, it is the gift of God -- not by works, so that no one can boast. Eph 2:8-9
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill." -Blade
Free the West Memphis 3.... http://www.wm3.org
JAWS- Roy Scheider(Chief Brody) "You're going to need a bigger boat."
Too easy....... actually two lines spoken within seconds of each other.
"You don't frighten us English pigdogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person........ I blow my nose at you, so called, Arthur King!"
You and all your silly English Kaaaneeeeegits!
"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper......... I FART in your general direction....... your Mother was a hamster and your Father smelt of Elderberries!"
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hl8H-rm6kt4&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]
Last edited by Sitarro; 12-21-2007 at 04:30 AM. Reason: added video because John Cleese's french accent males it.
No matter where I've traveled or how great the trip was, it's always wonderful to return to my country, The United States of America......... me
"SHUTUP........ shutup......... You had me at hello........ you had me at hello"
Renee Zellweger in Jerry Maguire
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAwG0mg7wSw&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]
No matter where I've traveled or how great the trip was, it's always wonderful to return to my country, The United States of America......... me