So Jess got a Red Ryder bb gun. Top THAT.
So Jess got a Red Ryder bb gun. Top THAT.
“When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke
AND Dove chocolates.
Nobody can top that.
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.
"You're gonna shoot your eye out, you're gonna shoot your eye out!"
Just don't lick a frozen pole in the dead of winter.
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
Thomas Jefferson
Back when Mary liked me, I got her an air-compressor with two guns (Nail and staple).
“… the greatest detractor from high performance is fear: fear that you are not prepared, fear that you are in over your head, fear that you are not worthy, and ultimately, fear of failure. If you can eliminate that fear—not through arrogance or just wishing difficulties away, but through hard work and preparation—you will put yourself in an incredibly powerful position to take on the challenges you face" - Pete Carroll.
I'll just sit here and wait for my one-piece, 4 ft long hand-axe from Farm King. I'm sure it won't be long ........
“When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke
Holy shit, when my niece was like 4 we had the entire family over for a holiday and she wanted to shoot some toy gun my kid had and we wouldn't let her and when she asked why I told her cuz she'd shoot an eye out, well she freaked the fuck out and just started carrying on, well me and my brother just teased her even worse that she'd shoot an eye out, she ended up just freaking out to her papa that we were telling her shed shoot an eye out. Never seen anyone freak out like that over something like that. To this day we aren't allowed to say you'll shoot an eye out around here (not when dad is around anyway LOL)
Ok - there's more to this than meets the eye.
Gunny knows that when I was a kid, I wanted a BB gun. My brother had one and even though this girl could shovel sh*t like the boys, do chores, drive the tractors, bale hay and straw ... girls didn't get to have guns. My mom kept buying me dolls. Ugh.
So I've griped about never getting a BB gun. He remembered and got it. It was a much better gift than diamonds or even chocolate, cuz he got something special. adoreheart-1.gif
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
Thomas Jefferson