I'm not even going to ask why that's there, and what it is they may need to grasp with it.
Wanna go swimming here? That's a big fat no effing way!!
Shit the bed huh? LOL I don't like much spicy food to begin with, but certainly none that will have me crapping in the sheets!
Maybe this is just a 'costume' too. And also just a tad tacky.
Ummmm, I'm sure you've heard the term "waxing the carrot" before.
Awwww, dogs having puppy love!
I sure hope it's a brand new one waiting to be installed!
Dude, your girlfriend has a sweating issue while she sleeps!
This is where someone "accidentally" gets my drink spilled on them.
Now THAT is funny!