Quote Originally Posted by dan View Post
I heard this somewhere....

A cat is like a person that's always on LSD. A dog is like a person that's always on pot. Which would you rather take care of?
If you put tape on the side of a cat, it'll walk sideways. That's because cats are basically lizards with hair. You'd be better off buying one of those Japanese robot dogs--atleast you'd save money on air fresheners and allergy pills.