A cat is like a person that's always on LSD. A dog is like a person that's always on pot. Which would you rather take care of?
If you put tape on the side of a cat, it'll walk sideways. That's because cats are basically lizards with hair. You'd be better off buying one of those Japanese robot dogs--atleast you'd save money on air fresheners and allergy pills.
Originally Posted by Gaffer
Science wants to explain things and understand why they happen. Creationists want to use science to justify their own causes.