While I was at work today, I was standing beside my pretend 'boss', (whi was sitting at his desk)when suddenly, I was overcome with the urge to cough. Not wanting to cough in his face, I turned my had and covered my mouth. No problem right? Well, what do suppose flew out of my mouth and bounced off his back? My gum. . Fortunately for him, I narrowly missed his head, which btw dons a toupee, and he sat on it instead..


Made the whole shitty day worth every second. If it had landed in his wig, I would have been a hero.The bonafide office STAR. Maybe next time, eh?