So There I was at Jess's Sister's ...

[Gunny]

I ain't scared. All I gotta do is sic the minions on you.

Or lead you to a muddy spot.

All you REALLY need is a 800 lb pig for me to gawk at and not pay attention to the ruts. I swear I've never seen a pig that big in my life. No wonder everyone's always scrambling to provide the sis with slop.