10. Organize voting bloc in Cell Block 9.

9. Read about jail experiences of Thoreau, Gandhi, Nelson Mandela, fantasize, "Yeah, they were just like me..........."

8. Try out new lipstick & makeup, make self pretty for when Bubba from Cell Block 6 comes to call.

7. Rehearse Marlon Brando scene from On the Waterfront for when Cheney comes to visit: "Charlie, you were my brudda.....you shouldda been lookin' out for me, Charlie."

6. Renew magazine subscription to GOP Weasel Gazette.

5. Remind self that Hitler wrote Mein Kampf in prison. Resolve to learn German.

4. Dartboard with picture of Joe Wilson.

3. Become member of Debate Policy, defend self when left-wing commies sully reputation.

2. Develop serious love relationship with right hand.

1. Keep track of Number of Days Until George W. Bush (a Great American President) Pardons Me.