Quit smoking, coffee, getting up early & having dogs that need to go out at ' O dark thirty'!

I like to wake and smoke, so nothing like popping outside with the dogs at 3am in 15 degree weather! I need my D&D coffee, which is only a few blocks away, too long to walk and too quick for truck to warm up.

I need to live in a tropical paradise where the climate won't affect my addictions!