Hello. My name is 'FJ'. Since I am a Thatcherite, and FJ is 'The One True Thatcherite', ergo, I am FJ.

I am a Leftie Git who cares passionately about Muslim 'human rights'. It's a Leftie Git thing to do, after all.

As a caring 'Muslim Human Rights' candidate, I advocate respecting their human rights to the full. Therefore, I propose that all their lives be saved, and sent to Gitmo for brain surgery ...

.. without anaesthetic, of course, in case it's 'against their religion' ....

.. I'm a caring kind of a guy, you see ...

Anyone for a bacon sandwich ??

Jafar, come back .. all is forgiven (and I need the laugh) ..........