Police: Ohio Man, 35, Tried To Have Sex With A Red Van

Just when you think you have seen it all, a guy goes and allegedly tries to fornicate with a red van.

On Tuesday evening, cops in Dayton, Ohio received a 911 call about a man "pulling his pants down and swinging on stop sign," according to a Dayton Police Department report.

In a second 911 call, the witness told police that the suspect was attempting to have sex with the front grill of a parked vehicle.

The 911 caller reported that during the autoerotic encounter the suspect was seen "sticking his genitals in the grill of a red van at this intersection." The man subsequently "laid down and possibly passed out" before rising to begin walking in circles "like he is on some type of drug."

The victim was parked at the time, cops say.

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