Miss America 2017
I don't watch these pointless and ridiculous displays of female pulchritude, but I couldn't resist a glimpse at this years contestants...
Courtesy of MSN: Contestants from the 2017 Miss America Pageant
For my money, the winner is Cierra Jackson, Miss District of Columbia:
She's truly beautiful...
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